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I have seen this little show before, laying on the bed with a tall senior. One minute you’re just friends watching Falcon Crest and the next you’re lying underneath the air hockey table with your bra in your pocket.

March 30th, 2010
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-Modern Family

Dylan: Whoa.

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It seems like all we did was fight and make love, fight and make love, fight and make love. One time, I’m not kidding you, we fell out the window together.

March 30th, 2010
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It’s way too short. People know you’re a girl, you don’t need to prove it to them.

March 30th, 2010
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You have a laugh that makes science lab seem like recess.

March 25th, 2010
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Everyone wants a slice.

March 24th, 2010
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The most recent episode of Modern Family (like basically every episode this season) was epic. I love the way it makes me laugh/stop breathing.

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Rachel somehow manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time.

March 16th, 2010
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I’m sorry, but unlike your thighs, that argument doesn’t retain water.

March 15th, 2010
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-Will & Grace

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That was sloppy! You’re sloppy babies!

March 15th, 2010
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Though I’ve been grouped with the boys, my allegiance still remains with you ladies.

February 23rd, 2010
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I empower my Cheerios to live in a state of constant fear by creating an environment of irrational random terror.

February 21st, 2010
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gleesueiempowermycheeriosmycreatinganenvironmentofirrationalrandomterrorThis is all your readers need to know: I’m all about empowerment. I empower my Cheerios to live in a state of constant fear by creating an environment of irrational random terror.

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And that’s how Sue sees it.

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Your lack of imagination astounds me. If you can master this, you can sneak anything out of a store between your knees. Shoes, prom dresses, I once got a cake out of a kid’s birthday party. With the candles still lit.

February 19th, 2010
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Kristen Chenoweth was brilliant in her guest appearance (“The Rhodes Not Taken”).

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Why you bounce so sad?

February 19th, 2010
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My gold star is a metaphor for me being a star.

January 30th, 2010
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