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We’re from different worlds yet we somehow fit together. Love is what binds us through fair or stormy weather. I stand before you now with only agenda: to let you know my heart is yours, Feldman, Brenda.

March 30th, 2010
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I have seen this little show before, laying on the bed with a tall senior. One minute you’re just friends watching Falcon Crest and the next you’re lying underneath the air hockey table with your bra in your pocket.

March 30th, 2010
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Dylan: Whoa.

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I don’t know what’s gonna happen to him over there, but you’re his family now and that means only one thing. You be the wind in his back, not the spit in his face.

March 30th, 2010
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It seems like all we did was fight and make love, fight and make love, fight and make love. One time, I’m not kidding you, we fell out the window together.

March 30th, 2010
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I’m a cool dad, that’s my thang. I’m hip, I surf the web, I text, LOL laugh out loud, OMG oh my god, WTF why the face. I know all the dances to high school musical so…

March 30th, 2010
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We initially asked one of our lesbian friends to be a surrogate, but then we figured they’re already mean enough, can you imagine one of them pregnant?

March 30th, 2010
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It’s way too short. People know you’re a girl, you don’t need to prove it to them.

March 30th, 2010
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You have a laugh that makes science lab seem like recess.

March 25th, 2010
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But let’s get back to that sexy mouth of yours.

March 25th, 2010
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Everyone wants a slice.

March 24th, 2010
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The most recent episode of Modern Family (like basically every episode this season) was epic. I love the way it makes me laugh/stop breathing.

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You don’t understand, this group was my Dreamgirls. I was Effie.

March 17th, 2010
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I wouldn’t give up being myself for even one second.

March 9th, 2010
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The ten-year-old has it right.

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The whole point of keeping it real is so you can take it to the next level. Did you really not know that?

March 1st, 2010
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You’re too funny. I’m gonna share that one with my next husband when we’re spending all your money.

February 24th, 2010
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Zing!

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Why you bounce so sad?

February 19th, 2010
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For the first year of his life, I made up Manny like a girl and told everybody he was my daughter. Just for a few times, I didn’t want to mess with his head. When he found the pictures I told him it was his twin sister who died.

February 17th, 2010
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I can’t turn it off, it’s who I am!

February 16th, 2010
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No brainer: picked up for a second season. Can’t wait.

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