-Lady GaGa talking some on her Monster Ball tour last year. Vegas.

Here’s a photo of Lady GaGa and Beyonce at last year’s MTV Video Music Awards (think Kanye). There are so many fantastic things about this picture:

1) Lady GaGa looks like a lost scarecrow.

2) Beyonce is TOTALLY trying to avoid a Britney-pussy situation.

3) You know this is the moment when collaborative possibilities for “Video Phone” (and later “Telephone”) started. Fun fact: Beyonce actually called up Lady GaGa and asked her if she wanted to be a part of “Video Phone.” Then Lady GaGa hooked up Beyonce just as much, if not more with “Telephone.”

4) Still loving Beyonce’s hand there. What a lady but not a Lady.

Saw them both last year and now must do it again. You know what Taylor Swift and Lady GaGa have in common? They both re-released albums with even more amazing songs on them (Fearless Platinum Edition and The Fame Monster). What does this mean for the concert tours that were during promotion of the original albums? Revamped. Updated. Better. More. SO MUCH MORE. This means Taylor Swift must be singing some of the new songs. And while Lady GaGa has already been performing the re-release album songs, the new version of the Monster Ball will finally feature “Telephone” and other amazing enhancements (been avoiding the spoilers as much as possible).

I am going to begin my ticket-broker-scalper search now. The shows in NY are in May for Taylor and July for GaGa. Been doing this since I was a youngin’ so I’m basically going, just need to figure out the best date/seat combo for me. I’ll probably make some crazy post once it’s official. Dun dun dun.

Click here for Taylor Swift’s remaining tour dates at Ticketmaster.com

Click here for Lady GaGa’s remaining tour dates at Ticketmaster.com …You really do not want to miss this concert this summer.

But honestly, you’re probably not going to find anything good at Ticketmaster. It’s all about paying above face value at this point. How much, is up to you (so messed up). Best of luck on your ticket search and please email me if I can help with anything!

-Adnan

I live my life completely serving only my work and my fans. And that way, I have to think about not what is best for my vagina but what is best for my fans and for me artistically. In the book of GaGa, fame is in your heart, fame is there to comfort you, to bring you self-confidence and worth whenever you need it. I want my fans to love themselves. It’s almost like I want to hypnotize them so when they hear my music they love themselves instantly.

-Lady GaGa speaking to the New York Times.

Lady GaGa feat. Beyonce – Telephone

Lady GaGa feat. Beyonce – Telephone

Lady GaGa feat. Beyonce – Telephone

Lady GaGa feat. Beyonce – Telephone

Lady GaGa feat. Beyonce – Telephone

Lady GaGa – Paper Gangsta

HELL YES! So I saw Lady GaGa in December but that was before she changed the Monster Ball and made it even better, so obviously I’m gonna need to hit this up again. Most tickets go on sale THIS Friday, March 19 at Live Nation. Remember, if you get tickets right when they go on sale, you might be able to get your hands on special ticket and meet&greet packages! Here are the dates (you don’t want to miss this, especially now that Telephone and other crazy GaGa magic is part of it)..All the highlighted shows are one(s) that will fit my calendar:

June 28 Montreal, QC Bell Centre On sale TBA
July 01 Boston, MA TD Garden On sale March 22
July 04 Atlantic City, NJ Boardwalk Hall On sale TBA
July 06 New York, NY Madison Square Garden On sale March 19
July 11 Toronto, ON Air Canada Centre On sale March 19
July 14 Cleveland, OH Quicken Loans Arena On sale TBA
July 15 Indianapolis, IN Conseco Fieldhouse On sale TBA
July 17 St. Louis, MO Scottrade Center On sale TBA
July 20 Oklahoma City, OK Ford Center On sale TBA
July 22 Dallas, TX American Airlines Center On sale TBA
July 25 Houston, TX Toyota Center On sale TBA
July 28 Denver, CO Pepsi Center On sale TBA
July 31 Phoenix, AZ US Airways Center On sale TBA
August 03 Kansas City, MO Sprint Center On sale TBA
August 11 Los Angeles, CA Staples Center On sale March 20
August 13 Las Vegas, NV MGM Grand On sale TBA
August 16 San Jose, CA HP Pavilon On sale March 19
August 19 Portland, OR Rose Garden On sale TBA
August 21 Tacoma, WA Tacoma Dome On sale TBA
August 23 Vancouver, BC General Motors Place On sale March 19
August 26 Edmonton, AB Rexall Place On sale TBA
August 30 St. Paul, MN Xcel Energy Center On sale TBA
Sept. 01 Milwaukee, WI Bradley Center On sale TBA
Sept. 04 Detroit, MI The Palace Of Auburn Hills On sale TBA
Sept. 05 Pittsburgh, PA Consol Energy Center On sale TBA
Sept. 07 Washington, DC Verizon Center On sale TBA
Sept. 08 Charlottesville, VA John Paul Jones Arena On sale TBA
Sept. 14 Philadelphia, PA Wachovia Center On sale TBA
Sept. 16 Hartford, CT XL Center On sale TBA
Sept. 18 Charlotte, NC Time Warner Cable Arena On sale TBA
Sept. 19 Raleigh, NC RBC Center On sale TBA

So obviously there are some places missing. UMMMM Atlanta and Miami/FL shows?! They will definitely get added. If I’m wrong, I’ll give you $100.00.

-Lady GaGa and Beyonce in Telephone video.

-Lady GaGa in Telephone video.

So worth the wait. The video premiered tonight on E. It’s so perfect and funny and ferocious. I’m obsessed with the last dance number at the end. Obsessed. Aaaand replay. Click here to watch the video if you don’t see a box below.

So basically I’m a little upset. I saw Lady GaGa on tour for her original “Monster Ball” show last year, but then she decided to completely re-do the whole thing for bigger arenas. Okay I guess I’m not upset but actually freaking excited as hell. That’s because small venue shows can’t hold a candle to larger venue ones. There are no set-in-stone dates for a second US tour, but chances are very likely once Lady GaGa returns from her overseas tour dates. Obviously I’ll be right on top of that shit waiting right here with you. Until then, here’s some *new* Monster Ball for you from Manchester recently..where she performed for a crowd of 23,000 (*Monster claw*):

Lady GaGa – Paper Gangsta

Lady GaGa – Bad Romance