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It seems like all we did was fight and make love, fight and make love, fight and make love. One time, I’m not kidding you, we fell out the window together.

March 30th, 2010
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It’s way too short. People know you’re a girl, you don’t need to prove it to them.

March 30th, 2010
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Rachel somehow manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time.

March 16th, 2010
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-Glee

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I’m sorry, but unlike your thighs, that argument doesn’t retain water.

March 15th, 2010
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-Will & Grace

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That was sloppy! You’re sloppy babies!

March 15th, 2010
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-Glee

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Come on Karen, what are you in the mood for, facials or colonics? I don’t know, let’s flip a coin. Heads or tails?

March 13th, 2010
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-Will & Grace

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If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty kat. I will let you fall in love with the kitty kat. And then on a dark and cold night, I will break into your home and punch you in the face.

March 2nd, 2010
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-Glee

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You’re too funny. I’m gonna share that one with my next husband when we’re spending all your money.

February 24th, 2010
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Though I’ve been grouped with the boys, my allegiance still remains with you ladies.

February 23rd, 2010
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I empower my Cheerios to live in a state of constant fear by creating an environment of irrational random terror.

February 21st, 2010
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gleesueiempowermycheeriosmycreatinganenvironmentofirrationalrandomterrorThis is all your readers need to know: I’m all about empowerment. I empower my Cheerios to live in a state of constant fear by creating an environment of irrational random terror.

-Glee

And that’s how Sue sees it.

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Your lack of imagination astounds me. If you can master this, you can sneak anything out of a store between your knees. Shoes, prom dresses, I once got a cake out of a kid’s birthday party. With the candles still lit.

February 19th, 2010
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Kristen Chenoweth was brilliant in her guest appearance (“The Rhodes Not Taken”).

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Listen you little psycho. This is Will’s wife and if I don’t get enough sleep, my antidepressants won’t work, and then I’ll go crazy, and I’ll kill you.

February 19th, 2010
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Susie Pepper called.

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Why you bounce so sad?

February 19th, 2010
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Kobe Bryant with his balls in a tub.

February 18th, 2010
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Get your minds out of the gutter people. This picture is really funny/cute. Oh, Kobe. Hahahha

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For the first year of his life, I made up Manny like a girl and told everybody he was my daughter. Just for a few times, I didn’t want to mess with his head. When he found the pictures I told him it was his twin sister who died.

February 17th, 2010
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I’m not asking you this as the boss you love to undermine, but as the friend whose birthday you love to forget.

January 30th, 2010
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That’s disappointing… although I do admire your integrity.

January 30th, 2010
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My gold star is a metaphor for me being a star.

January 30th, 2010
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