So I dropped my glasses from my 9th floor balcony two days ago.
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It was late so I decided to get them the next morning.
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Yesterday afternoon: Go to get my glasses, thankfully they were at the ground floor.
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I put my glasses to the side.
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Today it felt like I had slept with my contacts in, but I went to put on my glasses anyway. Everything looked blurry so I was convinced I still had my contacts in.
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I look at my contacts case and notice my contacts are still in the case…
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I look into the mirror and poke my eyes to realize there are in fact no contacts in my eyes.
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I go back and put on my glasses and still see blurry.
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For five minutes I thought my vision worsened over night.
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Ten minutes later I realized that one of my lenses in my glasses was missing.
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Fail.

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…Hello?

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I really can’t say anything more than that for obvious reasons (that’s really embarassing). I love it. Also, fail.

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Lost my debit card a week ago and got a temporary “banking card” as a replacement right away.

I have been under the impression that I couldn’t take out money this whole time (since there are no Citibanks in GA).

I’ve been really careful about my spending this past week because of no cash.

I didn’t get my new and functional debit card today (as promised), so I called Citibank.

Turns out my banking card works at all ATM’s.

I just took out some cash.

Fail.

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Today you get a double shot of Fail.

Left my wallet in an auditorium on campus.

Discovered that I left my wallet only after I walked back to my dorm.

Drove back to campus and found my wallet (thank God! I don’t know what I would have done if I lost my debit card again.)

On my way back I made a right turn and hit the sidewalk.

Got a flat tire.

Went to Jiffy Lube where they not only made fun of me, but also charged me $20/$26 to put my spare on.

How did they charge me both prices? Well, they said $20 originally. Then after they realized I’m a dumb fool, they said $26.

Fail.

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I just drank two venti expresso drinks from Starbucks.
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That’s a lot of expresso.
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I have to be up at 7:30 am tomorrow.
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It’s 11:5o pm now.
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I feel like I just woke up from a 14 hour nap.
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Fail.

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Went to sleep on a red pillow.

Woke up with one side of my face red.

It hasn’t come off yet…

And I have washed my face 3 times already.

Good thing I’m naturally a red/tanny person?

Fail.

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