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Start pouring. I said I was throwing up, don’t wanna be a liar.

April 7th, 2010

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-Desperate Housewives

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That’s all it takes? Me showing you I care? ‘Cuz that’s easy.

April 4th, 2010

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-Desperate Housewives

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We’re from different worlds yet we somehow fit together. Love is what binds us through fair or stormy weather. I stand before you now with only agenda: to let you know my heart is yours, Feldman, Brenda.

March 30th, 2010

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-Modern Family

Tags: fair or stormy weather, family quotes, modern family, modern family family quotes, modern family funny quotes, modern family manny quotes, modern quotes about family, we're from different worlds yet we somehow fit together

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I have seen this little show before, laying on the bed with a tall senior. One minute you’re just friends watching Falcon Crest and the next you’re lying underneath the air hockey table with your bra in your pocket.

March 30th, 2010

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-Modern Family

Dylan: Whoa.

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I don’t know what’s gonna happen to him over there, but you’re his family now and that means only one thing. You be the wind in his back, not the spit in his face.

March 30th, 2010

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-Modern Family

Tags: family means one thing, family quotes, funny modern family quotes, modern family, modern family gloria quotes, strong family quotes, you be the wind in his back not the spit in his face

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It seems like all we did was fight and make love, fight and make love, fight and make love. One time, I’m not kidding you, we fell out the window together.

March 30th, 2010

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-Modern Family

Tags: funny, making love, modern family, modern family funny quotes, modern family gloria quotes, Smile

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I’m a cool dad, that’s my thang. I’m hip, I surf the web, I text, LOL laugh out loud, OMG oh my god, WTF why the face. I know all the dances to high school musical so…

March 30th, 2010

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-Modern Family

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We initially asked one of our lesbian friends to be a surrogate, but then we figured they’re already mean enough, can you imagine one of them pregnant?

March 30th, 2010

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-Modern Family

Tags: already mean enough can you imagine one of them pregnant, lesbian friend surrogates, modern family, modern family cam quotes, modern family funny quotes

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It’s way too short. People know you’re a girl, you don’t need to prove it to them.

March 30th, 2010

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-Modern Family

Tags: funny, modern family, modern family funny quotes, people know you're a girl you don't have to prove it to them, proving that you're a girl, quotes about short skirts, short skirts, Smile

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You have a laugh that makes science lab seem like recess.

March 25th, 2010

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-Modern Family

Tags: modern family, modern family funny quotes, modern family manny quotes, modern family quotes, Smile, you have a laugh that makes science lab seem like recess

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But let’s get back to that sexy mouth of yours.

March 25th, 2010

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-Modern Family

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Everyone wants a slice.

March 24th, 2010

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-Modern Family

The most recent episode of Modern Family (like basically every episode this season) was epic. I love the way it makes me laugh/stop breathing.

Tags: everyone wants a slice, modern family, modern family funny quotes, modern family phil quotes, modern family quotes, slice, Smile

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You don’t understand, this group was my Dreamgirls. I was Effie.

March 17th, 2010

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-Modern Family

Tags: modern family, modern family cam quotes, modern family kam quotes, modern family quotes, this group was my dreamgirls, you don't understand this group was my dreamgirls i was effie

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Rachel somehow manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time.

March 16th, 2010

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-Glee

Tags: funny, glee, glee kurt quotes, glee quotes, kurt hummel quotes, Smile

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I’m sorry, but unlike your thighs, that argument doesn’t retain water.

March 15th, 2010

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-Will & Grace

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That was sloppy! You’re sloppy babies!

March 15th, 2010

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-Glee

Tags: funny, glee, glee funny quotes, glee quotes, glee sue quotes, sloppy babies, Smile, you're sloppy babies

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Say no, talk low, let her go.

March 15th, 2010

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-30 Rock

These are instructions on how to say “no” to mothers.

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Come on Karen, what are you in the mood for, facials or colonics? I don’t know, let’s flip a coin. Heads or tails?

March 13th, 2010

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-Will & Grace

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Start pouring. I said I was throwing up, don’t wanna be a liar.

That’s all it takes? Me showing you I care? ‘Cuz that’s easy.

We’re from different worlds yet we somehow fit together. Love is what binds us through fair or stormy weather. I stand before you now with only agenda: to let you know my heart is yours, Feldman, Brenda.

I have seen this little show before, laying on the bed with a tall senior. One minute you’re just friends watching Falcon Crest and the next you’re lying underneath the air hockey table with your bra in your pocket.

I don’t know what’s gonna happen to him over there, but you’re his family now and that means only one thing. You be the wind in his back, not the spit in his face.

It seems like all we did was fight and make love, fight and make love, fight and make love. One time, I’m not kidding you, we fell out the window together.

I’m a cool dad, that’s my thang. I’m hip, I surf the web, I text, LOL laugh out loud, OMG oh my god, WTF why the face. I know all the dances to high school musical so…

We initially asked one of our lesbian friends to be a surrogate, but then we figured they’re already mean enough, can you imagine one of them pregnant?

It’s way too short. People know you’re a girl, you don’t need to prove it to them.

You have a laugh that makes science lab seem like recess.

But let’s get back to that sexy mouth of yours.

Everyone wants a slice.

You don’t understand, this group was my Dreamgirls. I was Effie.

Rachel somehow manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time.

I’m sorry, but unlike your thighs, that argument doesn’t retain water.

That was sloppy! You’re sloppy babies!

Say no, talk low, let her go.

Come on Karen, what are you in the mood for, facials or colonics? I don’t know, let’s flip a coin. Heads or tails?

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